I ran naked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell
I stabbed a pornstar because I love marijuana. It’s scary how accurate this test’s results are.
I ran naked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell
I stabbed a pornstar because I love marijuana. It’s scary how accurate this test’s results are.
i slept with santa claus because thats how i roll! LOL!
I ate out a bisexual because I’ve got abs. This totally describes my second HS GF… damn. (TMI?)
I ate out a bag of weed because that’s how I roll.. I don’t like mines ): EWW SANDY! TRYNA BE ALL SHIRTLESS, YOU SICK...
I needed a crackhead because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. LOLOL!
I killed a stripper because that’s how I roll. This reminds me of American Psycho.. and is accurate for my usual monday...
I banged a homeless guy because that’s how I roll.
I ran shirtless with Santa Claus because I have AMAZING boobs.
I ate out a ninja because I love marijuana…not even close.
I ate out a horse because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
i killed my ex because that’s how i roll. oof.
I only ate out Santa for presents.
i banged paris hilton because im sexy as hell. holy moly thats accurate!
I killed a bowl of cereal because that’s how I roll. Aww, that’s not very exciting.
I ran shirtless with a lesbian because I’m sexy as hell.
I slept with a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs.
I banged a Jew because I’m sexy as hell. Hahaha!!!
stabbed a pornstar...I love marijuana. It’s scary how accurate this test’s results are.
I ate out a homeless guy because im gay. ROFL. ohhh what the.. :O
I stabbed a cat because thats how i roll! HAHAHAHA
I ate out with an orange BECAUSE I’VE GOT ABS. HAHAHAHAHA! JUST KIDDING! I ate out with an orange because I love...
RAN NAKED W/ A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE I LOVE M… I can’t Spell, Fuck you. xD