I would rub your beard all of the time, I would have sex with you every night, I would text you sweet things in the morning and before bed.. I will hug you and make sure you have all of the support you need, all of the time. I will make you laugh, and I will definitely make you understand why it just didn't work out with anyone else.
I’m not sure what sounds more appealing, the sex, the support, or finally understanding why it’s never worked out before. Maybe a three-way tie, but all good.
if i were dating you, i would knit you beanies in the nicest wool to keep you warm and lavish you with fancy manly face soaps to make your beard snuggly soft so i can rub against it like a cat and also then curl up with you and our kitties on the couch with a good movie and a packed bowl ahhhhhHH
Custom beanies and beard softening soap? That’s a winning combination in my book, not to mention the couple-kitty cuddle pile.
wow if we were dating, 1. I would be shocked because you are too good for me, 2. we would listen to doom and shoe gaze, 3. I would pet your beard, 4. I would let you chose the best piece of pizza always, 5. we would stay up really late and talk about things that make us mad and realize we are both happy because we have each other.
I doubt very much that I’m too good for you anon (especially with those cool shades). And that sounds all sorts of amazing. But I would want you to have the best piece of pizza sometimes.
Seeking partner to cuddle with, read and paint together, get high, go to movies (I haven’t seen Winter Soldier, Grand Budapest Hotel, or Noah as I have no one to go to the movies with), and possibly be the handler for my cat Deathstroke while she’s on her secret assassin missions.
Does anyone know how you meet people? My driver’s license says I’m 25 but sometimes I still feel like I’m 14. Can I just say “Hi, my name is Brian, would you like to get a drink some time?” to cute girls I see at work?
Now there’s a wall between us, somethin’ there’s been lost I took too much for granted, got my signals crossed Just to think that it all began on a long-forgotten morn “Come in,” she said, “I’ll give you shelter from the storm”
(1) What movie(s) do you like watching? (As in, which once do you return to for a certain good sort of feeling?) (2) Most racist thing you ever accidentally said? (3) Favorite texture?
When I’m depressed and wish to wallow in my depression, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. For that certain good sort of feeling though, I never get tired of movies like Airplane!, The Naked Gun, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Silly and perfect punny fare.
"Fuck the Redskins, I hope they get destroyed."
Velvet. If it were socially acceptable I would drape myself in velvet. But seriously, I’m going to go with canvas because 1) it reminds me of the Converse I used to wear all the time for like a decade and all the memories I have attached to them, and 2) the feeling of sitting in front of a blank canvas and knowing the possibilities for creation are limitless.