I would rub your beard all of the time, I would have sex with you every night, I would text you sweet things in the morning and before bed.. I will hug you and make sure you have all of the support you need, all of the time. I will make you laugh, and I will definitely make you understand why it just didn't work out with anyone else.
I’m not sure what sounds more appealing, the sex, the support, or finally understanding why it’s never worked out before. Maybe a three-way tie, but all good.